Interview Without The Author : Twain

Between Two Angelfish

We’re just a few weeks shy of the hundred-year anniversary of Mark Twain’s death. So we thought we’d ask the old fella a few questions that’ve been burning our minds.

1. Mark Twain, I like your mustache. May I pull it?

2. Mark Twain, why do you always wear white suits?

3. Mark Twain, you’ve got an honorary doctorate from Oxford. Mark Twain, where do you keep your honorary doctorate?

4. Mark Twain, do you think your Angelfish are creepier than Michael Jackson’s Never Land Ranch?

5. Mark Twain, what the hell’s the point of Pudd’nhead Wilson?

6. Mark Twain, are you racist?

7. In The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn your write:

Does I shin aroun’ mongs’ de neigbors en fine out which un you de bill do b’long to, en han’ it over to de right one, all safe en soun’, de way dat anybody dat had any gumption would?

Mark Twain, what does that mean?

8. What really goes on with all these Angelfish?

9. Fine. I didn’t mean to offend you. We’ll switch gears. Do you think you could take James Fenimore Cooper in an arm wrestling match?

10. Mark Twain, it’d be a shame to spend time with you and not ask about you’re working on now? I mean, what can audiences expect to see from Mark Twain next? — Brian Allen Carr

Video: DSM Exclusive Mark Twain Video Footage