Kepler 22b and an Ark of Condiments

We might have a new home. It’s 600 light years away, which isn’t that far if you are a beam of light. Let’s not waste $100,000,000 on tickets to the moon. Kepler 22b is the home of future generations. I suggest we start preparing and seeing what we can each bring to our new blue planet. Personally, I’m working on a monolithic ark of a spaceship that will carry two of every kind of condiment. Miracle Whip and sweet relish will most certainly be a part of our way of life on Kepler 22b. There will be dijonaise, “fancy” ketchup, and even those peanut butter and jelly combination jars. If there is a condiment that you are afraid I might overlook, please make your request known and I will see that it has a home on the ark.

Meanwhile, here on Earth, while we eagerly wait for our new home to receive the final ok, we keep ourselves occupied (I know, I know). And might I make a few suggestions for today:

* Matthew Savoca’s hair gets interviewed

* Ryan Ridge balls up a 50-word fist

* Ethel Rohan plays with fire