Options

It’s good to have options.

So, today, you can have your cheeseburger, fries, onion rings, and milkshake with some light reading. Keep the computer at a safe distance. Mayonnaise is near impossible to clean out of a keyboard.

Vegetarians, vegans, and skeptics of red meat and fried food. Do not fear. Here is a look into David Foster Wallace’s private self-help library.

Also, just for fun, and for those of us who have always wondered and wanted, here is how to obtain your own copy of Charles Bukowski’s FBI files.