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Search Terms for the Brian Carr Short Bus Book Giveaway

By Kevin Murphy

Labradoodle. Lusitania. Magicians. Keith Stone. Brian Allen Carr. Brian Carr. Brian Allen Carr Short Bus.

Short Bus, yes. The book is why we’re here.

Sometimes it takes following a random path of search terms to remind you where to go. Fine with me if folks wind up on DSM for reasons as varied as looking after a beer commercial stud to learning about an ill-fated ocean liner. Once they get here though it’s a coup to keep them here. So, hey, random reader: After searching for pictures of cuddly canines finger the following letters into your machine: SHORT BUS.

This post is what you find. That’s good news for you. This is a special post. This post wants to give you something. A nice something. A cute something, like a puppy. Awwwww. Coo.

No puppy for you!

How about a book. Brian Allen Carr’s SHORT BUS is about to be on your reading list. There, now it is on your reading list. You will read it soon because today you will enter and win a contest.

The contest goes like this:

In the comments section below, string together a couple of keywords that might well be associated with Short Bus.

What we mean is something like this:

“texas mexico brian carr short bus short fiction debut collection texas university press”

Or maybe you’d prefer:

“charlie sheen greg mortenson game of thrones gay kisses how to not get audited donald trump teeth whitener michelle obama food fight michael wolff so you’re google searching your own name how to get away with murder oil change short bus short bus short bus brian allen carr stole your crown”

Make sense?

Here’s your chance to fuck with Google and also win some treats. We’re giving away three copies of the book and will also somehow stock you up with a twelver of cool as ice Keystone beers. Oh yes, that’s right.

Remember to include your full name with your comment. We’ll close the contest at the end of the day on Thursday and then draw the winners Thursday tonight.

GrrrRuff.

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